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joke ek ladaki ke paas

1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi.. . . . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"yes... b ut who are u.. ?? . Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu.. After few second once again unknown call . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"no i dont.. . Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ?? . Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai.. . Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@ "bas aaj to tu gayi.... Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache 🐣 road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli 7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arey yaar! Bachche🐣🐣 hai kuch b bolte rehte hai. Tum Tension mat lo  😀😆?...

enjoy newest shayari

100 SHAYARI .....enjoy (1) Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam. Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha .. Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki.. Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha. (2) Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du… (3) Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the, ki Aapne fir se muskura diya. (4) Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate, Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate, E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye DIL paye bhi nahi jate. (5) Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki, Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki. (6) Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe, bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe, tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise, Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe! (7) ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai, ek teri chal lehrati hai, dua dete hain hum ja...

joke ek ladaki ke paas

1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi.. . . . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"yes... b ut who are u.. ?? . Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu.. After few second once again unknown call . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"no i dont.. . Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ?? . Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai.. . Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@ "bas aaj to tu gayi.... Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache 🐣 road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli 7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arey yaar! Bachche🐣🐣 hai kuch b bolte rehte hai. Tum Tension mat lo  😀😆?...

rajasthani ---- punjabi Gujarati hariyanvi

😀😀😀😀😀 हँसी के लिये एक बार पढ़िये।।। 😀😀😀 एक अंग्रेज ट्रेन से सफ़र कर रहा था .. सामने गजोधर भैय्या बैठे थे ---- अंग्रेज ने गजोधर से पूछा यहाँ कौन से स्...

magic

╬═╬ neeche mat jana ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ Nhche mat aao bhai ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ruk, niche mat jana ╬═╬ ...

gandhi pariwar aur gau(cow) ka aunt

eviousNextभारत एक हिंदू राष्ट्र हैध्यान दे,ध्यान दे,ध्यान दे...... इतफ़ाक समझे या सच ।===============================इंदिरा गांधी को एक संत ने श्राप दे दिया था |और वोसच हुआ था ! 1966 के समय में एक़ संत थे क्रपात्री जी महा...

joke of the day

एक बार देसी जाट की भैंस मर गयी तो जाट को उसकेमरने का बहुत दुःख हुआ और वह जोर जोर रोने लगा।जाट की रोने की आवाज सुनकर राहुल गाँधी जाट केघर पर पहुंचा औरजाट से पूछा, "भाईक्या हुआ, तू ...

happy dhan teras

When a child needs his father's time and father keeps his mobile away, switches off tv and give his 100 percent to child, that moment is DHAN for the child. When even after 20 years of wedding the husband still tells his wife "I love you" and appreciate her for what she is with all honesty, those moments are DHAN for the wife. When parents are old and they need attention and compassion from their children and when they get it those moments are DHAN for the parents. May your life and world be filled with all such DHANS which make your life truly worth living. Happy Dhanteras💸

happy diwali

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