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1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi.. . . . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"yes... b ut who are u.. ?? . Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu.. After few second once again unknown call . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"no i dont.. . Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ?? . Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai.. . Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@ "bas aaj to tu gayi.... Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache 🐣 road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli 7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arey yaar! Bachche🐣🐣 hai kuch b bolte rehte hai. Tum Tension mat lo  😀😆😋.. Tum frwrd karo..ye market m naya h...

100 SHAYARI .....enjoy (1) Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam. Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha .. Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki.. Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha. (2) Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du… (3) Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the, ki Aapne fir se muskura diya. (4) Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate, Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate, E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye DIL paye bhi nahi jate. (5) Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki, Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki. (6) Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe, bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe, tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise, Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe! (7) ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai, ek teri chal lehrati hai, dua dete hain hum jab tu

1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aayi.. . . . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"yes... b ut who are u.. ?? . Ladka:"tera bhai.. ruk ghar aa k batata hu.. After few second once again unknown call . Ladka:"do u have a bf.. ?? . Ladki:"no i dont.. . Ladka:"to mai kon hu.. ?? . Ladki:"ohh sorry jaanu maine socha bhai hai.. . Ladka:"mai bhai hi hu.... :@ "bas aaj to tu gayi.... Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache 🐣 road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli 7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arey yaar! Bachche🐣🐣 hai kuch b bolte rehte hai. Tum Tension mat lo  😀😆😋.. Tum frwrd karo..ye market m naya h...

😀😀😀😀😀 हँसी के लिये एक बार पढ़िये।।। 😀😀😀 एक अंग्रेज ट्रेन से सफ़र कर रहा था .. सामने गजोधर भैय्या बैठे थे ---- अंग्रेज ने गजोधर से पूछा यहाँ कौन से स्टेट्स घूमने वाले नहीं हैं ? गजोधर : महाराष्ट्र, पंजाब, गुजरात, हरयाणा, राजस्थानी - अंग्रेज : 'क्यों... क्या ये पांच स्टेट्स भारत में नहीं हैं क्या ?' गजोधर : 'नहीं... ये खुद में महाभारत हैं..' अंग्रेज : 'ओह ~~~ इन स्टेट्स में जाना डेंजरस है' - [कुछ देर पश्चात] अंग्रेज : 'मैं कैसे जान सकता हूँ कि कौन सा व्यक्ति कौन से राज्य का है.?' गजोधर : 'बैठा रह शान्ति से... अभी दस घंटे के सफ़र में सबसे मिलवा दूंगा' - [कुछ ही देर बाद हरियाणा का एक चौधरी मूंछों पे ताव देता हुआ बैठ गया] गजोधर : 'भाई ये हरियाणा है...' अंग्रेज : 'इससे बात कैसे करूँ ?' गजोधर "चुपचाप बैठा रह और मूंछों पर ताव देता रह.. ये खुद बात करेगा तेरे से' अंग्रेज ने अपनी सफाचट मूछों पर ताव दिया चौधरी उठा और अंग्रेज के दो कंटाप जड़े- 'बिन खेती के ही हल चला रिया है तू ?' - -

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eviousNextभारत एक हिंदू राष्ट्र हैध्यान दे,ध्यान दे,ध्यान दे...... इतफ़ाक समझे या सच ।===============================इंदिरा गांधी को एक संत ने श्राप दे दिया था |और वोसच हुआ था ! 1966 के समय में एक़ संत थे क्रपात्री जी महाराज। इंद्रा गांधी के लिये उस वकत चुनाव जीतना बहुत मुश्किल था । क्रपात्री जी महाराज के आशीर्वाद से इंद्रा गांधी चुनाव जीती । इंद्रा ग़ांधी ने उनसे वादा किया था चुनाव जीतनेके बाद गाय के सारे कत्ल खाने बंद हो जायेगें ।जो अंग्रेजो के समय से चल रहे हैं ।____________________________________और जैसा की आप जानते हैं । वादे से मुकरना नेहरु परिवार की खानदानी आदत है।________________________________चुनाव जितने के बाद कृपात्री जी महाराज ने कहा और मेरा काम करो न गाय के सारे कत्ल खाने बंद करो । इंद्रा ग़ांधी ने धोखा दिया । कोई कत्लखानाबंद नहीं किया गया । (तब रोज कि 15000 गाय कत्ल की जाती थी.अब 50000 काटी जाती है . आज तो मनमोहन सिंह ने गाय का मास बेचने वाले देशो भारत को पुरी दुनियामें तीसरे नंबर पर ला दिया है ।)खैर तो फ़िर किर्पत्री जीमहाराज का धैर्य टूट गया ! क्रपात्री जी ने एक दिन ला

एक बार देसी जाट की भैंस मर गयी तो जाट को उसकेमरने का बहुत दुःख हुआ और वह जोर जोर रोने लगा।जाट की रोने की आवाज सुनकर राहुल गाँधी जाट केघर पर पहुंचा औरजाट से पूछा, "भाईक्या हुआ, तू इतना रो क्यों रहा है?"जाट : यार मेरी भैंस मर गयीहै।राहुल गाँधी : मेरा बाप मर गया था मगर मैं तबभी नहीं रोया, और तू भैंस के मरने से रो रहा है।;;;;;;;;;;;जाट : तेरा बाप दुध देता था क्या बे..?तब सू लेकि अब तक राहुल बवालो हुएडो ही घूमे ह

When a child needs his father's time and father keeps his mobile away, switches off tv and give his 100 percent to child, that moment is DHAN for the child. When even after 20 years of wedding the husband still tells his wife "I love you" and appreciate her for what she is with all honesty, those moments are DHAN for the wife. When parents are old and they need attention and compassion from their children and when they get it those moments are DHAN for the parents. May your life and world be filled with all such DHANS which make your life truly worth living. Happy Dhanteras💸

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Raghupati raghav raja raam , jail ke andar assaraam. saadhu ban ke aise kaam ,qaidi bun ke karo aaraam. dekh liya apna anjaam , hue budhaape mein badnaam . jhoote paakhandee ke naam , saare desh ka hai paighaam.khud ko kehte the bhagwaan , pakde gaye na Zandu baam.... 

Just too good: Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki To Sab Puja Karte Hain, Kyu Na Mai Ravan Ki Puja Karu.? Ho sakta hai wo free ho aur meri wishes puri karde. He prayed for 1 year... After 1 year, Raavan uske samne aaya... Ravan: Vats main tumse khush hua..3 vardaan maang lo... Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye. Raavan: Vats main kewal 3 de sakta hu.., lena hai to le nahi to maa chuda. Santa: (ek minute sochkar) accha aapke hath me jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye. Raavan: Tathastu, ab dusri wish bolo? Santa: Is dande ko apni gand me daal lo, andar tak... Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, ab jaldi se tisri mang bhenchod bahut dard ho raha hai... Santa: Smiles & says, bhosdi ke, ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du...: u

Just too good: Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki To Sab Puja Karte Hain, Kyu Na Mai Ravan Ki Puja Karu.? Ho sakta hai wo free ho aur meri wishes puri karde. He prayed for 1 year... After 1 year, Raavan uske samne aaya... Ravan: Vats main tumse khush hua..3 vardaan maang lo... Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye. Raavan: Vats main kewal 3 de sakta hu.., lena hai to le nahi to maa chuda. Santa: (ek minute sochkar) accha aapke hath me jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye. Raavan: Tathastu, ab dusri wish bolo? Santa: Is dande ko apni gand me daal lo, andar tak... Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, ab jaldi se tisri mang bhenchod bahut dard ho raha hai... Santa: Smiles & says, bhosdi ke, ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du...: u

This is strictly veg joke Ek baar Teacher k Blouse k do Button khule dekhkar Sandeep or Anand hasne lage. Teacher boli: Hasna bandh karte ho, Ya nikalu bahar Dono ko.? Jaldi fwd karo Mkt me Naya hai... 😛😛 Son of Sardar : Papa apko Raste me 100 & 500 ka Note pada huva mile to aap konsa uthaoge ? Sardar : Of course Beta 500 ka ? Son : Isi liye hum Sardaro pe joke bante hai... gujrathi hota to Dono utha leta..!                           Boy - papa ghar pe meheman aaye hai, sharbat banane ke liye nimboo nahi hai, kya karu Dad - aare darta kyu hai, new vim bar  mein 100 nimboo ki sakti hai... Daal de do boond  Master--Kal School Kyon Nhi Aye.? Boy--GirlFriend Se Milne Gya Tha. Master--Kis Liye? Boy--Yes Sir. Master--Mene Puchha Kis Liye.? Boy--Liye Sir Bahut liye.. Army Traning k dauran, OFFICER ne SANTA se pucha: 'Ye Hath me kya he?' SANTA:"Sir, Banduk he" OFFICER :"Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat he, Sha

Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...! Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..." Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen thi...!!! Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ??? Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!! Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ??? Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!!

 ROCKING GENERATION "KID FAILS IN EXAM" Father : Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna.! Son:- Oh, come On Dad, It Was Just A 'School Test'     Not A "DNA" Test.! 😅

सब आशाराम आशाराम करते रह जाओगे और पता भी नहीं चलेगा कि कब 500 टन सोना अमेरिका चला गया"..... आशाराम बापू के चलते कितने मुद्दे दबाये मीडिया ने फ़ूड सिक्यूरिटी बिल, भूमि अधिग्रहण बिल, भटकल, टुंडा की सर्जरी, रूपये का अवमूल्यन, बलात्कार के आरोपी को सिर्फ 3 साल की सजा, तेल की कीमतों का बढ़ना, मंदिरों के सोने को गिरवी रखने का प्लान, ये सब बहस लायक मुद्दे नही थे जरुरी था तो आशाराम बापू की गिरफ्तारी। वास्तव में आसाराम कांड की साजिश रची ही इसलिए गयी है। कांग्रेस ने एक तीर से दो शिकार कर लिए । Forwd to all मैं कोई आसाराम का भक्त नहीं हूँ किन्तु गलत को गलत बोलना कोई गलती नहीं है पर एक गलती के लिए एक को कोसना और बाकियों को बचाना कहा की धर्मनिरपेक्षता है........?? - राहुल गाँधी पर बलात्कार के आरोप लगे, कोई न्यूज़ देखी? जिसका बलात्कार किया वो परिवार समेत गायब हो गए, कोई न्यूज़ नहीं देखी? - इसी साल हेदराबाद में कई काजी और इमाम पकडे गए जो छोटी छोटी बच्चियों को अरब के शेखो को बेच रहे थे, कोई न्यूज़ देखी? - कश्मीर का एक इमाम पकड़ा गया जिसने 200 से ज्यादा लडकियों का बलात्कार कि

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Whatsapp chat group of indian cricket team...... Ishant sharma (after the match texting on d group): hey guys wassup ?? Dhoni : dimaag ki maa mat chod maderchod...pehle hi teri vajah se meri innings ki ijjat ki chud gayi lavde sale chutiye......tere sab baal katke tere gand mein daal dunga bc ! Tu bus ab mujhe ake bol ki mujhe team mein lelo tere lavde ko stump banake stumping ki practice karunga bc...! Ishant sharma : mein toh yeh bolne text kiya tha ki mein retire ho raha hu ! Kohli : jaa gand mara na fir lavde...! Kabhi dikh gaya na udhar hi gand mein bat ghusa dunga tere ! Bhuvaneshwar kumar : sirji.....apki maka bhosda ! Rohit sharma : ishant plz itna toh mein bhi nai hagta hu chutiye ! Siddhu joined d group.. Siddhu : ishant teri maki chut ! Siddhu left d group... Ishant sharma : are meri baat toh suno koi.....mujhe maaf kardo mein retire hone ja raha hu ! Sirf next match khelne do i would rock it on ! Bhvaneshwar kumar : sirji firse......apki mak

1 Girl Interview dene gayi, BOSS: batao wo kia cheez hai jis k 2 wheel hein? GIRL:Motorcycle, BOSS:Nai Honda MotorCycle. BOSS:batao wo kia cheez hai jis k 4 wheel hein? GiRL:Car BOSS:Nai, Toyota Car. BOSS:Wo Kia Cheez Hai Jo Time Btati Hai? GiRL:Watch BOSS:Nahi Rolex Ki Watch GiRL ghussey se ab mere sawal ka jawab do, Aagay baaal peeche baaal beech mein sooraakh? BOSS: Hahahahahahaha... Phhuddi...! GIRL:Nai, Teri Bhain di Phhuddi

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There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years. They loved each other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful. One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses. Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor. The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said, "We have found alcohol in your friend's heart." The girl got shocked and said, "But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?" Doctor, "Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow." The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi: Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi, Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya. Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai  Send it to your friend

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There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years. They loved each other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful. One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses. Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor. The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said, "We have found alcohol in your friend's heart." The girl got shocked and said, "But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?" Doctor, "Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow." The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi: Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi, Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya. Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai  Send it to your friend

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There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years. They loved each other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful. One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses. Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor. The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said, "We have found alcohol in your friend's heart." The girl got shocked and said, "But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?" Doctor, "Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow." The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi: Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi, Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya. Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai  Send it to your friend