3 in one jokes

This is strictly veg joke

Ek baar Teacher k Blouse k do Button
khule dekhkar Sandeep or Anand hasne lage.

Teacher boli:
Hasna bandh karte ho, Ya nikalu bahar Dono ko.?
Jaldi fwd karo
Mkt me Naya hai...
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Son of Sardar : Papa apko Raste me 100 & 500 ka Note pada huva mile to aap konsa uthaoge ?

Sardar : Of course Beta 500 ka ?
Son : Isi liye hum Sardaro pe joke bante hai... gujrathi hota to Dono utha leta..!
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Boy - papa ghar pe meheman aaye hai, sharbat banane ke liye nimboo nahi hai, kya karu
Dad - aare darta kyu hai, new vim bar  mein 100 nimboo ki sakti hai...
Daal de do boond 
Master--Kal School Kyon Nhi Aye.?

Boy--GirlFriend Se Milne Gya Tha.

Master--Kis Liye?

Boy--Yes Sir.

Master--Mene Puchha Kis Liye.?

Boy--Liye Sir Bahut liye..
Army Traning k dauran, OFFICER ne SANTA se pucha:
'Ye Hath me kya he?'
SANTA:"Sir, Banduk he"
OFFICER :"Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat he, Shaan he. Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA!"
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi BANTA se pucha:"Ye Hath me kya he?"
BANTA:"Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai aur sadi MASSI Hai MASSI !":-)
Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
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1 budha aya
saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
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Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
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Dono ne apna-apna order
mangaya
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Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya
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Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
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Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur
usne farmaya
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Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
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Tum dono me itna pyar hai to
khana 1 sath Q nahi khaya?
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Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Hanso math budhe ne farmaya
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Hehehe
Hans math yarr budha nai
batayega fir
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budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Beta tera sawal to nek hai
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Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf
ek hai ;)

GIRL:kitna Pyr krte ho Muje?

BOY: Shahjahan jaisa

GIRL:To TajMahal banwao

BOY:Zameen kharid li he,

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