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No other team has been embroiled in controversies as much as Alastair Cook's side in recent times. TOI revisits a few of them. Knockabout at Walkabout (June 2013): England's golden boy, Joe Root, needles Australia's opener David Warner in the roped-off area of the Walkabout bar in Birmingham following a Champions Trophy win over old foes. The maverick Aussie punches the young batsman and is subsequently suspended by Cricket Australia after the British press and former England cricketers cry themselves hoarse. Stuart 'Fraud' (July): Stuart Broad edges an Ashton Agar delivery to Australia captain Michael Clarke at first slip and stands his ground after umpire Aleem Dar fails to notice the nick. Aussie coach Darren Lehmann labels Broad a cheat for which the ICC fines 20% of his match fee. The all-rounder, match referee Chris Broad's son, justifies his action of not walking. Trott's flight (November): Jonathon Trott, fails to overcome his mental gremlins Down Under and returns home after playing the first Test at Brisbane. Officially it is maintained that the batsman is suffering from a 'stress-related condition' but the British press lays the blame at Warner's door for saying Trott is 'poor, weak and looked scared' facing Mitchell Johnson. Sudden 'Swannsong' (December): With England 3-0 down in the Ashes, Graeme Swann announces his retirement with immediate effect. Even as Swann's grandmother blames 'a certain Australian player' for the decision, the off-spinner is accused of chickening out. Media pundit Piers Morgan tweets, "Graeme Swann's been a great player for England, but it's not 'courageous' to quit an Ashes series before it finishes. It's selfish." KP Saga (February): Kevin Pietersen is made the scapegoat for England's woes in the Ashes and is unceremoniously dropped by the ECB who squarely blames its best batsman for all the ills affecting English cricket. Even as KP maintains a dignified silence some of his team-mates and officials, openly and discreetly, leak stories to the media. Mankaded and 'Lankaded' (June 2014): The Sri Lankans are rubbed the wrong way after former England captain Michael Vaughan calls their bowling attack 'club class.' There's more controversy in store after spinner Sachithra Senanayake runs out wicketkeeper Jos Buttler for backing up too far during an ODI. The Lankans are accused of not playing in the right spirit of game even as the bowler had warned Buttler in earnest. The bad blood spills over in the Tests, and charged up Lanka

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Joke of the day (humshakals film)

Ek "CHUHA" THA? ? ?🐀 ?🐀 , ?🐀 ? ! 🐀 🐀 ? ? ( + ? ~ , ? ( , . . . ! Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya.. Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat.  😎 Life mein😎 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna 1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai. 2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte. bas yaar Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai, dete rahenge........ SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai.. . . Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai ! . Stupid Science . kasam se bachpan se genius hu... Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya  ......... Cow & Cat both are sisters.. Now you must be thinking ke kaise? Jyada mat socho. I'm telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi ...
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ये सूखा अंदर जाता है और गिला बाहर आता है! पहले छोटा होता है, फिर ये मोटा होता है! जब ये अंदर रहता है तो ये रेड कर देता है, थोड़ी देर हिलाने के बाद जब इसे बाहर निकालो तो अपने काम दिखा ...
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कटरा में नयी रेल लाइन के उदघाटन के बाद मोदी उड़ी चले गए, जो लाइन ऑफ कंट्रोल से सिर्फ 4 km दूर है. वहाँ उन्होंने बच्चों से जब पढ़ाई लिखाई के बारे में पूछा तो बताया गया कि एकमात्र विद्यालय केंद्रीय विद्यालय है वो भी सिर्फ दसवीं तक.......... तो आगे की पढाई.? 12 th के लिए 70 km दूर श्रीनगर जाना पड़ता है जो संभव नहीं है. मोदी ने तुरंत मानव संसाधन मन्त्री स्मृति ईरानी को फोन लगाया.... "मेरे उड़ी छोड़ने से पहले उड़ी का केंद्रीय विद्यालय 12th तक हो जाना चाहिए. और एडमीशन कब से होगा इसकी तारीख भी घोषित हो जानी चाहिए." काम भी फटाफट हुआ इससे पहले की प्रधानमंत्री दिल्ली पंहुच कर कामकाज सम्हालते उडी में 12 तक की पढाई के लिए सारे कार्यवाही पूरी कर नोटीफीकेशन जारी भी कर दिया गया इसे कहते हैं governance..... ... दुर्भाग्य से हमारा मीडिया ऐसी ख़बरों को नहीं दिखाता.@rj

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(मीनाक्षी और रोहित का वह फोटो जिसे सुसाइड नोट में अखबारों में छपवाने के लिए लिखा गया है)   इंदौर. एक-दूजे से प्यार करने वाले मौसेरे भाई-बहन ने इंदौर के होटल में आकर खुदकुशी कर ...
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World in hand

कुरपया ध्यान से पढिये एवं दूसरो को पढाईये बाबा रामदेवजी महाराज का अद् भुत चमत्कार राम कहु के रामदेव हीरा कहू के लाल जाने मिल गया रामदेव पल मे किया निहाल राजस्थान के रूणिजा ...
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Nice love story

Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai. Ladki ne kaha hum gareeb hain aur mere papa abhi shadi ka kharcha nahi utha sakte aur Main apne parents ki bahut respect karti hoon main ghar se bhagne ki bajay mar jana pasand karungi. Lekin aap mere parents se baat kar sakte hain baiki ve jaisa kahenge vaisa hoga. Ladke ne kaha “mujhe kya objection hoga" maine kaun sa dahej ki demand rakhni hai. Tum kah rahi ho to main baat kar lunga. Ladka unke ghar jata hai aur unke mata-pita se baat karta hai. Ladki ke pita ne kaha mere paas to sirf 1000 rupaye pade Hain, Main shadi kaise karun ladke ne kaha shadi to hajar rupaye mein bhi ho jati hai. Ladki ke papa ne kaha wo kaise ladke ne kaha aap kal mere saath chalna. Agle din ladka aata hai aur kahta hai apne family ke khas khas logo ke saath mere saath chaliye. Vo sab uski gaadi mein baith jaate hain thodi door jakar ek sweet shop ke saamne ladka gadi rokta hai. Aur kahta hai papaji aap 2 kilo...
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Nice love story

Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai. Ladki ne kaha hum gareeb hain aur mere papa abhi shadi ka kharcha nahi utha sakte aur Main apne parents ki bahut respect karti hoon main ghar se bhagne ki bajay mar jana pasand karungi. Lekin aap mere parents se baat kar sakte hain baiki ve jaisa kahenge vaisa hoga. Ladke ne kaha “mujhe kya objection hoga" maine kaun sa dahej ki demand rakhni hai. Tum kah rahi ho to main baat kar lunga. Ladka unke ghar jata hai aur unke mata-pita se baat karta hai. Ladki ke pita ne kaha mere paas to sirf 1000 rupaye pade Hain, Main shadi kaise karun ladke ne kaha shadi to hajar rupaye mein bhi ho jati hai. Ladki ke papa ne kaha wo kaise ladke ne kaha aap kal mere saath chalna. Agle din ladka aata hai aur kahta hai apne family ke khas khas logo ke saath mere saath chaliye. Vo sab uski gaadi mein baith jaate hain thodi door jakar ek sweet shop ke saamne ladka gadi rokta hai. Aur kahta hai papaji aap 2 kilo...
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Nice

 इंसान का लंड और सरकारी काम हमेशा लटकता रहता है।  चूत और दूध के फटने पर हमेशा औरत चिल्लाती है।  सांप और गांड जहाँ भी मिले मार दो।  मौत और टट्टी किसी को पूंछ के नहीं आती।  ग...
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