shayari jo pal pal
Jo pal-pal jale
wo"ROSHNI"
Jo pal_pal mehke
wo"KHUSBOO"
Jo pal-pal dhadke
wo"DIL"
Jo pal-pal yaad aaye
wo"AAP"
Aur jo har pal yaad
kare wo"HUM".
top ten joke
10 Bestest jokes.... 1. Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha. Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?” Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku” Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gand Mar Le“ 2. Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“ 3. Jab Kisi Ka Accident Ho Jata Hai To Alag Alag Desh Main Log Kis Terha Xpression Dete Hai U.S.A.: “Oh My God!” Pakistan: “Ya Allah!” Africa: “O La La!” Australia: “Got A Hit!” Aur India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez“:D 4. BF aur GF dono hass rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai. BF : Kya hai? GF : Kuch nahi BF : Batao na ...
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