10 Bestest jokes.... 1. Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha. Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?” Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku” Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gand Mar Le“ 2. Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“ 3. Jab Kisi Ka Accident Ho Jata Hai To Alag Alag Desh Main Log Kis Terha Xpression Dete Hai U.S.A.: “Oh My God!” Pakistan: “Ya Allah!” Africa: “O La La!” Australia: “Got A Hit!” Aur India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez“:D 4. BF aur GF dono hass rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai. BF : Kya hai? GF : Kuch nahi BF : Batao na ...
1 bar 1 kutta jungle me rasta bhul gaya tabhi waha sher aa gaya kutta dar gaya Paas me kuch sookhi haddiya padi thi. Kutta haddi chusne laga aur bola-wah sher ka shikaar karne me majaa aa gaya par pet nahi bhara 1 aur mil jaye to majaa aa jaye. sher ne socha ye to bahot khatarnak kutta he .sher waha se bhag gaya... Upar ped pe bandar betha tha usne socha k abhi kutte ki gaand marwata hu... Wo waha se sher k piche bhaga sach batane k liye usne sher ko bataya k kaise kutte ne use chutiya banaya... Sher bola abhi kutte ki gaand maarta hu dono fir se kutte k paas aaye... Kutta unhe dekh k fir haddi choosne laga aur bola- saale madarchod bandar ko bheje 1 ghanta ho gaya 1 sher nahi fasaa k laa saka. Sher bola bhen k lund bandar meri maa chudwana chahta tha aur sher us bandar ko kha gaya moral- udta teer apni gaand me loge to gaand tumhari hi maregi.... Zindgi me chahe kuch bhi ho hamesa 100 kadam "SAAND" se 200 kadam "RAAND" se Aur 500 kadam "BAAWL...
Murgi anda deti hai,aur gaai dudh deti hai,to aisa kon hai jo dudhbhi deta hai,auranda bhi deta hai?.........DukandarDont clap plz . .I know am genious
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