ram's sms to sita jokeeee

Ram's SMS to Sita-★-★
"Dear Situ,
What's up ?
Main yaha mast hu & hope tu bhi
Jhakaas hogi,
Laxman tujhe miss karta hai..
Yaar tu tension na le,
Main bahut jaldi tujhe Ravan ke yaha
se le
jaunga.
Maine BSNL ka sim liya hai aur Ravan
ka no. free
karwa liya hai.. Ravan ko maine mobile
par
bahut sunaya..
Usne ye bol ke phone kaat diya ki
battery low
hai.
So main tuje micromax ka 30 days
battery dual
sim wala mobile aur 1 GB memory
card sad
songs bhar k Mr. Hanuman k hath
bhej raha hu.
Isme net surfing bhi hai.
Ab hum tum video calling ke maze le
payenge,
Laxman top up card lene gaya hai..
Aur haan maine Vibhishan ko Facebook
pe add
kar liya hai.
Lanka me kya ho raha hai,
Wo sab status update kar deta hai.
Chal baad me chat karenge
Bye...★
Love u...
Ur Ram! :- -★
Market me naya aaya hay ramleela ke
season
main forward Karo.
.....★-★-★-★

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