Just too good: Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki To Sab Puja Karte Hain, Kyu Na Mai Ravan Ki Puja Karu.? Ho sakta hai wo free ho aur meri wishes puri karde. He prayed for 1 year... After 1 year, Raavan uske samne aaya... Ravan: Vats main tumse khush hua..3 vardaan maang lo... Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye. Raavan: Vats main kewal 3 de sakta hu.., lena hai to le nahi to maa chuda. Santa: (ek minute sochkar) accha aapke hath me jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye. Raavan: Tathastu, ab dusri wish bolo? Santa: Is dande ko apni gand me daal lo, andar tak... Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, ab jaldi se tisri mang bhenchod bahut dard ho raha hai... Santa: Smiles & says, bhosdi ke, ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du...: u
10 Bestest jokes.... 1. Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha. Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?” Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku” Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gand Mar Le“ 2. Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do” Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai” Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar” Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“ 3. Jab Kisi Ka Accident Ho Jata Hai To Alag Alag Desh Main Log Kis Terha Xpression Dete Hai U.S.A.: “Oh My God!” Pakistan: “Ya Allah!” Africa: “O La La!” Australia: “Got A Hit!” Aur India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez“:D 4. BF aur GF dono hass rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai. BF : Kya hai? GF : Kuch nahi BF : Batao na ...
All you need to know about the bottle that helps you soak up the sun. It's that time of the year when you pull out your breezy summer shifts, broad-rimmed shades, flip-flops and sun block. The season demands thatyou shield your body from UV damage. The right kind of sunscreen helps you enjoy the sun without worrying about premature ageing, skin irritation and in some cases, skin cancer. While more of us are using sunscreens, most of us aren't sure exactly what protection they offer, andare cloudy about the technical terms on the labels. Here, we tell you all you need to know-from why you need to buy a new bottle every season to how to apply sunscreen for maximum protection. 1. What kind of damage can UV rays really cause to our skin? Overexposure to sunlight without sunscreen can cause sunburns, discolouration and irritation. Even at low levels of exposure, UVA rays break down collagencausing wrinkles. UVB rays cause skin burn, darkening, irritation and in extreme cases, skin c...
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