adult joke

1 bar 1 kutta jungle me rasta bhul gaya tabhi waha sher aa gaya
kutta dar gaya
Paas me kuch sookhi haddiya padi thi. Kutta haddi chusne laga aur bola-wah sher ka shikaar karne me majaa aa gaya par pet nahi bhara 1 aur mil jaye to majaa aa jaye.
sher ne socha ye to bahot khatarnak kutta he .sher waha se bhag gaya...
Upar ped pe bandar betha tha usne socha k abhi kutte ki gaand marwata hu... Wo waha se sher k piche bhaga sach batane k liye
usne sher ko bataya k kaise kutte ne use chutiya banaya...
Sher bola abhi kutte ki gaand maarta hu
dono fir se kutte k paas aaye...
Kutta unhe dekh k fir haddi choosne laga aur bola- saale madarchod bandar ko bheje 1 ghanta ho gaya 1 sher nahi fasaa k laa saka.
Sher bola bhen k lund bandar meri maa chudwana   chahta tha aur sher us bandar ko kha gaya
moral- udta teer apni gaand me loge to gaand tumhari hi maregi....
Zindgi me chahe kuch bhi ho

hamesa 100 kadam "SAAND" se

200 kadam "RAAND" se

Aur

500 kadam "BAAWLI GAAND" se dur rehna mere dost..! ��

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