top ten joke

10 Bestest jokes....
1.
Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha.
Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?”
Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De
Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku”
Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gand Mar Le“

2.
Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”
Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”
Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”
Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“

3.
Jab Kisi Ka Accident Ho Jata Hai To Alag Alag Desh Main Log Kis Terha Xpression Dete Hai
U.S.A.: “Oh My God!”
Pakistan: “Ya Allah!”
Africa: “O La La!”
Australia: “Got A Hit!”
Aur
India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez“:D

4.
BF aur GF dono hass rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai.
BF : Kya hai?
GF : Kuch nahi
BF : Batao na kuch hua?
GF : Kuch nahi.
BF : Bata bhi do?
GF : Arrey wo hasste hasste meri thodi tatti nikal gayi.....!!!

5.
Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya. Interviewer -
Aapki koi majburi to nahi?
Aadmi:- ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi problem nahi...Monday se aap join kare.
Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte,
bas TATTE khujate rehte hai

6.
Light Chale Jaane Par:
U.K: “Oh No”
U.S.A: “Whats This”
Germany: “Oh Shit”
Europe: “Hey Shit Man”
India: “Inki Behen Ko Chodu, Abi To Aayi Thi“

7.
1st Boy: Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2nd Boy: Gold ring de de.
1st Boy: koi badi cheez bata bhosdi ke ?
2nd Boy: Maadarchod phir apna lund dede
1st- Abe badi cheez???
2nd Boy- Mera dede :):)

8.
Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.
Mom: Tune usko chata nahi mara?
Girl: Mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusri chuchi aage kar di !

9.
Santa: Ye kaunsa station hai?
Boy on pltform: Teri maa ki choot bhosadi k niche aake dekhle, bhen ka loda nawab ban raha hai!
Santa: Chalo bhai, Ganganagar aa gya..

10.                               Ek baar santa ko hichki aayi.....hichki k saath paad bhi nikal gaya.....
Santa : kamaal hai !!!! yaad karne waale ne toh gaand hi phaad di.....