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Just too good: Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki To Sab Puja Karte Hain, Kyu Na Mai Ravan Ki Puja Karu.? Ho sakta hai wo free ho aur meri wishes puri karde. He prayed for 1 year... After 1 year, Raavan uske samne aaya... Ravan: Vats main tumse khush hua..3 vardaan maang lo... Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye. Raavan: Vats main kewal 3 de sakta hu.., lena hai to le nahi to maa chuda. Santa: (ek minute sochkar) accha aapke hath me jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye. Raavan: Tathastu, ab dusri wish bolo? Santa: Is dande ko apni gand me daal lo, andar tak... Raavan: (confused) Tathastu, ab jaldi se tisri mang bhenchod bahut dard ho raha hai... Santa: Smiles & says, bhosdi ke, ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du...: u
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